Chatroulette

Since when does nexting mean pressing F9?

Or how did we get nexting as an option on first chatting

a stranger online? Which brings us to when

did the definition of “chat” become an exchange

of synchronous remarks on a networked computer?

And most importantly, why am I looking at a guy

stroking his penis on my screen (F9! F9!)

in this game of chance, a little wheel, roulette?

You are forewarned weakhearted ones, the squeamish

should not try this random ride of webcam

to webcam of strangers and strangeness where

clothing’s optional, anonymity’s natural.

        Then again, you may find, with a lucky draw,

        an old (clothed) man who will tell tales  of Australia.